"Excuse me. Where‘s the parking lot?" – “___________”

1. - "Excuse me. Where‘s the parking lot?" – “___________”

A. Why do you ask me? I don‘t know.                   B. Do you get lost? I do too.

C. You missed the turn. It‘s back that way.           D. You are going the wrong way. It‘s not here.

2. Mary is talking to a porter in the hotel lobby: Porter: "Shall I help you with your suitcase?”- Mary: “____”

A. Not a chance.     B. That‘s very kind of you. C. I can‘t agree more.         D. What a pity!