I would only eat salad.

Wanna know why?

I saw this tumblr post a while ago, that made a pretty good argument as to why salad would be the best thing to eat for the rest of your life.

It’s pretty flexible

I mean, yeah, it would kind of suck having to cut things up before you could technically refer to it as a salad, but you still have way more choices than if you’d pick a single food.