1 Put the sentences in order to make a dialogue.

Dad Well it’s our house and we like to keep it just a little bit tidy. 

Dad It’s your bedroom. It’s such a mess. Again. 
Dad Because maybe when I go to check your room in half an hour, it will be perfect. 
Dad Very funny, Josh. Now I did say that if your room was a mess, I would ground you for a week. 
Dad You do know how to annoy your mum, Josh. 

Dad I can, but maybe I won’t need to. 
Josh It will be, Dad. Thanks for the second chance. 
Josh Well, it’s my bedroom so I don’t see what the problem is. 
Josh Why not? 
Josh A bit tidy? This house is so tidy, we could invite anyone round for dinner now. 
Josh What have I done now? 
Josh No way, Dad, you can’t do that. I can’t stay here without seeing my friends for a whole week.