Complete the following

Here’s a completion of the jokes with suitable idioms and explanations for the idioms used:

1. I once knew two acrobats who **fell head over heels in love**.
- **Explanation**: "Fell head over heels in love" means to be very much in love with someone.

2. When Albert auditioned for the part of one of the seven dwarfs in the West End musical "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs," the director told him he had been put on the **short list**.
- **Explanation**: The "short list" refers to a limited list of candidates who are being considered seriously for a position or role.

3. "I just don't know what to do. What would you do if you were **in (someone's) shoes**?"
- **Explanation**: "In (someone's) shoes" means to be in someone else's situation or position, typically used when giving advice.

4. When my friend's dog was faced with four trees he didn't **know which way to turn**.
- **Explanation**: "Not know which way to turn" means to be confused and unsure of what to do next.

5. What goes "ha, ha, hee, hee, blonk"? **Someone**
- **Explanation**: This is a play on words and doesn't necessarily require an idiom. It's a setup for humor.

6. The next act is a famous puppeteer who broke into show business by **pulling a few strings**.
- **Explanation**: "Pulling a few strings" means using influence or connections in a secretive way to achieve something.

7. We close the show tonight, ladies and gentlemen, with Samson the strongest man in the world — who is sure to **bring the house down**.
- **Explanation**: "Bring the house down" means to create an overwhelming response of applause or laughter from the audience.

8. "Doctor! Doctor! I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains." "Well, **you need to pull yourself together**."
- **Explanation**: "Pull yourself together" means to regain control of your emotions or situation.

9. Customer: "Waiter! This boiled egg is bad!" Waiter: "Looking at the egg? So it is. Shall I pick it up and **tell it not to be bad again?**"
- **Explanation**: This is humorous and plays on the absurdity of talking to an egg.

10. Small boy: "Please, miss, would you be angry and **give (someone) a hard time** for something?" Teacher: "I didn't do that." Small boy: "Oh good! Then I can tell you that I haven't done my homework."
- **Explanation**: "Give (someone) a hard time" means to criticize or create difficulties for someone.

11. Mother: "Why have you dragged your bed out into the wooded?" Samantha: "Because I want to **sleep under the stars**."
- **Explanation**: "Sleep under the stars" means to sleep outdoors, enjoying the view of the night sky.

12. One woman I know hasn't spoken to her husband for ten years – she can't **see eye to eye with him**.
- **Explanation**: "See eye to eye" means to agree or have a mutual understanding, which she does not have with her husband.

Feel free to adjust any of the idioms to better fit the context of the jokes!