I’m going THROUGH a difficult time at the moment – my mother says it happens to all teenagers. Anyway, there’s this girl who moved into my block of flats LAST year – she’s a couple of years older than me but the truth is I’ve wanted to kiss Samantha ever SINCE I met her and last week I finally MADE up my mind that I was GOING to do it. On Friday I was coming up the stairs WHEN I saw her walking down carrying two huge boxes.
‘CAN I help you with those?’ I asked. - ‘Thanks – they’re really heavy, I think I’m ABOUT to collapse.’I carried them to the entrance, and put the boxes down for a moment WHILE she opened the front door. This was my opportunity – I had been wanting to do it for months and now I was really going TO kiss her.
‘I just can’t put into WORDS how I feel about you,’ I stammered. ‘So I thought I’d show you instead.’ I leant over and was JUST about to kiss her when my neighbor came through the door. As SOON as she had gone, Samantha turned to me, grabbed the boxes and said, ‘Let me give you a PIECE of advice– stick to girls your own age!’
So that’s it for me – I think I’ve gone OFF girls completely for the moment.