There was once a large, fat woman...who.....had a small, thin husband. He had a job in a big company and was given his weekly wages...every......Friday morning. As..soon...........as he got..home...........on Friday, his wife...used......to make him give her..all.........his money, and then she...used.......... to give him back only..enough........to buy his lunch in the office every day.

  One day the small man came home very excited. He hurried into the living room. His wife was....listening..............to the radio and eating chocolates there.

   '' You'll never guess....what...........happened to me today, dear,'' he said.

     He waited for a few seconds and then added,''I'll...won.........ten thousand pounds...on.....the lottery!''

      ''That wondeful !'' said his wife delightedly. But then she thought for a..few............seconds and added angrily,'' but....wait........a moment ! How could you....afford........... to by the ticket?''